TL;WR

What to do.
The Grand Trunk Saloon is turning two tonight, Monday, Jan. 22. Celebrate with hard liquor and cupcakes - the way every birthday should be celebrated.
Celebrate our region’s everyday heroes with the KW Titans! Join Chief Brian Larkin and Magnet Forensics for their ‘First Responders Appreciation Night’, Wednesday, Jan 24. at the Kitchener Memorial Auditorium. Tickets are $12.50 with $2.50 per ticket being donated to The Children’s Safety Village. Purchase online or in person with the promo code: TITANS911.
I could never do the keto diet because cereal and I have been through too much together to just turn my back on it. But if you're interested, Relish Cooking Studio is hosting "Introduction to the Keto Way" with Absolute Nutrition on Wednesday, Jan. 24 from noon to 1 pm.
This Thursday, Jan. 25 from 6:30 pm to 8:30 pm, join Saucony, Run Waterloo and a lineup of community all-stars for The Winter Warrior - a group run and fitness challenge. They'll be running a 5km route with three surprise fitness challenges along the way.
The Jazz Room in uptown is hosting the CD release party for the Mike Murley/Jim Vivian Quartet. Jim Vivian has been at the forefront of music making in Canada for over 25 years, with more than 25 recordings nominated for a Juno. Mike Murley is one of Canada’s most celebrated and well-respected jazz artists and has played on twelve Juno Award-winning recordings since 1990. Saturday, Jan. 27 from 8:30 pm to 11:30 pm.
The Brush Off, KW's original live painting competition is back at THEMUSEUM for its 7th year. 21 artists will compete in four rounds - but only one painter will emerge as the victor. It's like The Hunger Games, but with painting and hopefully far less violence and teenage angst. Saturday, Jan. 27 starting at 7:30 pm.
Sunday, Jan. 28 - head down to TWB Brewing Co-op for The Tuba Machine - pumping jams from 2 to 4 pm.
The Iron Tonic Jazz Band has a jazz and swing dance workshop on Sunday, Jan. 28. Drop-In Swing Dance workshop is from 1:30 to 2:30 - $10 includes the social dance from 2:30 to 3:30 pm.
Where to be for...
...Skating

Skate Night Date Night
Fri., Jan 26 | 7 pm
Waterloo Town Square
...Solos

Rock Band Wednesdays
Wed., Jan 24 | 8 pm
Descendants Beer & Beverage
...Cocktails

Shannon & Steve Saturday Matinee
Sat., Jan. 27 | 2 - 5pm
White Rabbit