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What to do.

Come out to B_DTK for a pint and few fun ‘lessons’ on how to speak Gaelic. It's a free event and a chance learn how to pronounce "taoiseach" correctly. Tuesday, March 13 at 8:30.
Join IRL Festival for the Waterloo Regions premier staged readings of Yeats in Love by Anne Tait and First Love by Dennis Wallace and Peter McCutcheon. Wednesday, Mar. 14 at The Registry Theatre in Kitchener.
Basketball. Pie eating contest. What could possibly go wrong? Find out on Wednesday, March 14 at the first-ever Tech Night with the KW Titans. There's a special Communitech rate of $10 a ticket. Buy your tickets here and put "Communitech" in the promo/presale code box at the top of the page.
B-Movie Bingo returns with a special St. Patrick's Day themed screening of "Leprechaun". Thursday, March 15 starting at 7 pm at The Apollo. They're after my pot of gold.
Get your VR fix this Thursday, March 15 at THEMUSEUM's INTERsect: Virtual Reality with UW Games Institutes. $7 + GST at the door - evening starts at 6 pm.
Paint THEMUSEUM green on Friday, March 16 from 10 am to 3 pm. The Intensely Irish Dancers and Tinker Truck will be there for some Irish dancing, celtic coloring and castle building
Janice Jo Lee hosts Open Mic Night at the Berlin Bicycle Cafe on Friday, March 16 starting at 7 pm. It's 90's covers night - so time to google the lyrics to "MMMBop".
SSimwave's Movies for Good is back this Friday, March 16. Catch "Wonder" or "All The Money In The World" at the Princess Twin on King Street. Both shows start at 7 pm and all proceeds go to the KW Multicultural Society.
There are collaborations and then there are COLLABORATIONS. Head over to the St. Paddy's Pop-Up at Innocente Brewing on Saturday, March 17 to try a special Irish Beer Ice Cream collab with Four All Ice Cream.
In other collab news - the Irish Real Life Festival and Uptown Waterloo are throwing "Paint The Square Green!" on Saturday, March 17. It's an afternoon of games, crafts, music by the Gae Leonards and dancing by The Emerald Isle Dancers.

The Blarney Beoirfest returns to TWB Brewing Co-operative Brewing on Saturday, March 17. Come out and celebrate St Patrick's Day with Irish-inspired ales, cask features, delicious food and live music while supporting The Food Bank of Waterloo Region.

17 days. 17 whiskeys. This is the next best thing to actually visiting Ireland. Full whiskey list over here.

Four All Ice Cream needs your help. They need your brown bananas to make make the perfect Banoffee Crunch ice cream. They'll trade you your brown bananas for a FREE mini scoop at their Tasting Room until March 25. Details here.
Where to be for...
...Music

Max Marshall live at TWB
Sun., Mar. 18 | 2 pm
TWB Co-operative Brewing
...Whiskey

Whiskeys and Tales
Wed., Mar. 4 | 7 pm
DVLB
...Drinks

Loloan Lobby Bar is open. It looks insane. I want to go there. 14 Princess St. W. in Waterloo